Party

Posted on June 4th, 2014

Having a small party at the weekend, and I’ve found this fine piece of advice in the Top Tips section of an old copy of Viz :

Next time you have a party make all your guests swallow a small plastic disc with a number on it, making sure to keep a record. If anyone vomits, you’ll know who it was.

Innes Reid,

Bangor

And if that isn’t enough, how about this :

Stop your canary from flying around its cage by placing bulldog clips on each of its wings

M. Faraday

Barking